Paris Hilton is a nasty skank

okay ... enough about a stupid celebrity, i know ... but i have just been blinded by the most wretched picture of Paris Hilton available on the internet. really, i have. i am blogging on my new braille keyboard.

it's my fault. i was warned. but i clicked my mouse and looked anyway. ick. ick. ick.

i am warning you too. i will go ahead and repost here the sight-disabling photo i viewed on www.pinkisthenewblog.com. it's offensive, it's very ill mannered and the link has the word "cooch" in it. there's your warning.

while we're at it, here is a picture of a caucasion woman driving somewhere. maybe she is on her way to the nearest 7-11 for a beat-the-heat, gi-mondo slurpee. go 'head mama.

oh snap, it's eva longoria without makeup! ouch girl, ouch. even i have eyelash extensions.

it's not that you're hard on the eyes, it's that you're so plain on the eyes. so opposite of the glamazon image. what would lana, betty or your almost namesake ava say?

***major props to fabulous Trent and www.pinkisthenewblog.com love you or dare i say, luurrve you.